i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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