ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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