you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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