I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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