are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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