So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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