Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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