watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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