It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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