im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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