we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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