No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I want to be your penis for a week.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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