am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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