eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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