if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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