Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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