he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Enjoy the penises
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