Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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