so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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