i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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