i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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