Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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