Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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