I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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