I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Are we still banned from the library?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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