So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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