idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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