look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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