Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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