dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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