just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
This toilet bowl is my home.
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