If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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