Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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