Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
