i jhust puked up my retainher.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
