remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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