Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Randomize
