It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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