I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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