we have pet lesbian snakes
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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