and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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