Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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