Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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