found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize