How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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