theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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