5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
