Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
