Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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