What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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