***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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