It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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