just tell him i said nine months
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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