i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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