So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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