scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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