we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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