Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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