she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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