Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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