Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
